There was always something eerie about VHS, wasn’t there. The distortions and horizontal bands, which came and went, were basically horror effects (THE RING would never work with a cursed Blu-ray). Faces would suddenly fall apart and quickly heal again, texts seemed threatening, like they were brimming with anger. It often made you feel you had accidentally tuned into the secret signal of some subversive world.
Sometimes it’s hard to believe I’ve witnessed the rise and fall of DVDs.
so iv’e been thinking about Waluigi and how he’s never appeared in a main Mario title.
And i think the reason it so hilarious is all other side characters have a reason for their absence. Daisy is all the way in Sarasaland, Yoshi is probably back at his island. Wario has his business Warioware Inc. to run in some far away city. The rare time Luigi isn’t there he’s probably doing ghost stuff or taking care of the home front.
So what the hell is Waluigi doing?? Its heavily implied he lives in the mushroom kingdom, so where is he when shit goes down? Where is he when the toads are screaming and bowser’s maniacal laughter fills the air all while buildings are getting smashed up?
Absolutely! We all live for the black and yellow submarines!
Bubble butt? SCUBA beetle! Diving beetles grab a bubble of air they carry with them like a SCUBA tank to get more bottom time. Hope these good good beetles work for you!
